Characters - Old Pharris
In a castle full of monsters who've seen their fair share of birthdays, Old Pharris proudly holds the title of the most senior citizen. He's seen it all: he's been around since the Pyramids of Giza were just molehills, the Sphinx was just a kitten, and da' Nile was indeed just a river in Egypt. That doesn't mean he actually remembers any of that. Becoming a mummy means having your noodle ripped out through your nostrils and your empty skull stuffed with sawdust. Safe to say, Old Pharris and his memory never really bounced back from that procedure. But fortunately, his lust for life is still firmly intact. Just like King Tut, Pharris gets down and boogies from time to time, although he risks losing a limb whenever he does. Literally. Parts just tend to fall off an old mummy like Pharris if they aren't properly wrapped tight – a chore Dave is forced to do every once in a while. Oh, Old Pharris also owns a cat named Edgar.
